im not doing so good im homeless jobless and she f*#%ed two of my best freinds to dump me..... looken at pawn shops to sell my things to get off the streets....
Dangerous Fun Things to Do - Absolutely not Recommended[!]:
1]Hop a train - even for just a few blocks
2]Cook Jiffy Popcorn with the foil ripped off
3]Play with fireworks like you're not supposed to. Hold the rockets and shoot them at each other. Wear safety gear if you fear the imminent injury, ya wimp. It's best to play this game, at night, in an empty parkade, away from combustible and explosive objects/gases (unless that's your gig).
4]Jump off the roof with an umbrella or homemade parachute.... i was 10 god damn!
5]Join a mob or gang then try to run away from them
6]Find a willing person – saran wrap from the neck down – then duct tape them – see how liong it takes for them to get out
7]Find trees that are close together and jump from tree to tree
8]Climb skinny tress as high as you can[ and if your like me fall 13 feet]
9]Fry bacon when you are naked![beleave me iv tried]
10]Trim the moldy bottom edge of your shower curtain with a weedwacker.... dont ask how i found that out....